Exploding Bakery Socks hung up on Christmas lights
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Exploding Bakery Socks
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Exploding Bakery Socks

£10.95

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The Monster Who Ate All the Free Range Eggs

There’s a monster in the bakery.
It’s furry, has massive triangle teeth, and the sort of grin that says, I’ve never once respected portion control.

And it keeps eating all the eggs.
Only the free-range ones, of course because even monsters have standards.

We caught it in the fridge one morning, yolk-smeared and looking guilty in the way only something without eyebrows can. When we asked why it couldn’t just leave us a few for the cakes, it shrugged and said: “They taste happy.”

Apparently, the monster can tell the difference. It says the free-range ones taste of sunshine and grass.

So now we’ve accepted it: the monster isn’t the enemy. It’s just an overenthusiastic fan of quality ingredients.
Every bakery has one, we suppose. Ours just happens to have fur and a terrible sense of boundaries.

These days we’ve come to an understanding. We bake in batches, we buy plenty of happy-hen eggs, and we let the monster lick the bowl afterwards.
It’s a small price to pay for peace and it means more cake to eat for you.

  • Free handwritten gift card with every order.
  • Beautiful gift packaging that's sustainable & recyclable.
  • Order before 2 PM for next day delivery or select a date for a special occasion. Delivery days Tuesday - Saturday.
  • £3.95 delivery or free delivery for all orders over £25.
  • Every order contributes towards important environmental causes

Product Details

Made from cotton (85%) blended with polyester (12%) and spandex (3%). These soft and well-fitting socks are not only super comfy but also highly durable. The elasticated ankles/legs ensure they stay snugly and securely in place. Standard sizes: adult M/L (UK 7-11 or EUR 41-45)

Delivery and info

Delivered next day via DPD if ordered before 2pm (excluding Highlands and islands - we deliver to Mainland UK only and deliveries to Highlands take 2 days). Orders shipped Monday to Friday. We charge £3.95 per delivery and offer free delivery for all orders over £25. There is an additional £10 fee for Saturday delivery.

Please note that letterbox brownies are delivered via Royal Mail, however we can't guarantee items to be delivered through a letterbox. DPD deliveries will not be left at the door for security reasons. If the recipient isn't present, the parcel will be taken to the nearest collection point. Delivery times are out of our control and DPD may deliver up until 6pm. If you need your cakes to arrive before 12pm, please get in touch info@expodingbakery.com for a customised quote.

Deliveries arrive ambient and can be refrigerated or frozen on arrival.

Check our T's and C's for more info

None cake bullet points

  • Free handwritten gift card with every order.
  • Beautiful gift packaging that's sustainable & recyclable.
  • Order before 2 PM for next day delivery or select a date for a special occasion. Delivery days Tuesday - Saturday.
  • £3.95 delivery or free delivery for all orders over £25.
  • Every order contributes towards important environmental causes
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FAQs

Where do you ship and do you do same day shipping?
We ship to mainland UK only as we want to make sure your cake arrives super quick and fresh. We only offer next day delivery (2 day delivery to Highlands) if the order has been placed before 2pm. We deliver Tuesday-Saturday. Saturday delivery has an additional £10 fee. You can also choose a future delivery date provided it falls between Tuesday-Saturday.
What if I'm not in?
No problem. You can choose a safe place for your delivery driver to leave your order, then collect it when you get home. It's really easy to do this, here's how: When placing your order DPD will send you a tracking link where you can add delivery instructions. DPD will also send you a delivery time window on the day so you'll know when to expect your brownie to arrive. Please note that our brownies have a very long shelf life and will keep fresh even if you have missed a delivery. If you haven't left instructions and miss a delivery, DPD will either automatically deliver the next day or take your item to a neaby shop where you can collect it.