From Exploding Bakery with love

Thanks for popping by our cafe!
Welcome to the Dark Web…
Don’t panic, no shady dealings here, just dangerously good brownies. You’ve stumbled into our secret slice of the internet, made especially for our beloved café crew. That’s right, you’re officially in the club now.
While you're lurking, here’s a juicy little nugget: we’ve got an online cake shop that delivers our baked joy all over mainland UK. It’s fast, it’s easy, and it’s ideal for flinging cake to distant mates, forgotten birthdays, or just because.
To celebrate your exclusive access, here’s 15% off with the code DARKWEB. Treat yourself or got a mate who’s a full-blown cake goblin? Pass it on, share the love, and spread the crumbs.
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Here's some of our cakes that you can only buy online
If you're searching for a truly exceptional gift that conveys your heartfelt sentiments, try our perfectly sized Cakes, nestled within our stunning rose gold foiled pink boxes. With every delightful mouthful, you'll be sharing a moment of joy and creating some banging cake memories.
Explore our irresistible range of letterbox-friendly brownies made with Colombian Chocolate. If you're sending this to your friend, expect them to experience an explosion of flavours right at their doorstep.
These are our trusty cakes you would have seen at our cafe but you'll now have an opportunity to buy a whole tray of one of our best selling cakes. These are super for bigger gatherings and parties as each tray serves up to 16 cake mouths.
STUFF THAT WE ARE REALLY INTO AT THE MOMENT
We're always blabbing about interesting stuff and giving out our free recipes in our blog posts so if you want to be the cool cat in the know, check out our journal page.
Here's some random stuff that we can't shut up about. If you haven't already heard one of our baristas rambling on about one of these subjects, here's the lowdown of our crew gossip:
- “What’s that bird?” the question on everyone’s beaky lips can be answered with this app.
- Recipes for jazzing up your beans from Claire Thomson.
- If you love coffee and animals, then drink some Sanctuary Coffee. We’re currently serving it in our cafe.
- Reclaim your brain and ditch the screens in five weeks.